Playing With Sharpened Thumbtacks

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"Dates are stressful for men because aren't you always worried about your equipment? I mean if he's going to fire off too soon or something, or size, or performance?" She asked.



I shake my head. More questions about the man and his dick. It's a wonder how women can understand us at all with all of the misinformation going on. I have to say, every man has run into something with his erection, especially as he gets older. The reasons are always not just getting old. Sometimes it exercise, diet, medications and other outside influences (alcohol) that will cause erection problems, but unless a man has a series of unexplainable erection problems a 'Joint' failure is pretty much just a bump in the long road of life.



This being said, men don't normally think about perfor- mance unless there are issues involved in the sex. Issue number one is if the woman is making a big deal out of it. Like virgins. They want their world to be rocked. Women want to have their socks knocked off. They want you to spin their heads off their shoulders. Men are supposed to be fighter pilots, and when we hop into the 'cockpit' we're supposed to fly like the Blue Angels and hit Mach 1 for them, creating a sonic boom.



Unfortu- nately no two cockpits are the same. What worked on the girl last week falls flat on the one this week. She's more bored than when watching a congressional hearing. Also, WOMEN are the captains of their own ship. If they WANT to, they'll have multiple orgasms. It's not in the dick at any time. Their orgasms are all in their heads. If you think I'm lying, get to fucking one good, and listen well. If she is having a great time do a 'Bucking Bronco' on her ass and see if she has a ground shaking orgasm. You might, but I will bet you she wont. OHHHH, maybe you don't know what the Bucking Bronco is? While you're slamming her from behind to the beat of your favorite song, and she's a slave to the rhythm, call out some other girl's name. Like her best friend or something like that. She'll instantly stop and try to get off the dick. Don't let her. Ride her ass like a bucking bronco as long as you can until she actually throws you like the stallion she is. Then ask her did she get an orgasm like you no doubt did if you held on long enough. See if she says yeah.



Their orgasms are all in their own mind. So here comes another issue that causes men to worry about perfor- mance. Fear of the female orgasm...or more importantly, her NOT getting one. If you're fucking her and she's staring up at the ceiling doing her nails, that's not your problem. Here's a joke you can laugh at: Did you know that scientists have come up with a drug that enhances female orgasm? No. Because men don't care. Ha ha ha!



Oh I'm being a bastard now? Not really. Here's the thing. Since a woman's orgasm is all her realm, all in her head, you have no control over it. She may be just fucking you because she's mad at her husband for all you know. So do yourself a favor. Act like a lawyer. Do your Due Diligence, do the best that you can, and then make certain that you get yours. If she doesn't get hers, then well...better luck next time. For the guy...stress gone. It's like handball with yourself. Play your game, do your personal best, get your workout and go home. She'll either tell you it was alright, or okay that she didn't get one, or never call you again. Get your condoms and move on.



Size. Penis size? The truth is that size does not matter. Ohhh, you mean to women? Yes size DOES matter. Don't fool yourself. They may like them long or they may like them fat, but to each woman, she has an individual preference, or she's willing to try different sizes. That's why nature makes them come in all different shapes and sizes. Variety is the spice of life, and some women are pretty spicy. So she may have a thing for a dick that she's encountered years ago that makes her feel melancholy and wistful. Or maybe she is not that spicy and she's more interested in men than dick size. It depends on her. They have a term for women like that. 'Size Queens'. They're out there and if you run into one that makes a big issue out of it, then size obviously does matter.



When I say that size does not matter, what I'm saying is that it should not matter TO YOU guys. Fuck that shit. If during sex, you whip out your jammy and she says she was expecting two more inches of dick or a fatter wad, what the fuck are you going to do?  Stick a finger in your ass, hit a switch and grow two more inches? The appropriate response to such a comment is. "Well, do I still get to fuck you?" If she says no, go home. If she says yes, put on your pirates cap and have fun. I can't get behind the rest of that shit. Life goes on and so do you.



So, unless a man has had a traumatic experience with any of the above and has taken it to heart ladies, these worries are not on their minds. The only worry they might have is if they are going to 'get some' tonight with you. They're concerned that they'll step on some emotional landmine and fuck up the show. That's why assholes get all the sex from women as they please. Because they don't care about feelings or moods and other dumb obstacles that some women hold up as hoops to their underpants. When an asshole blows them off, they feel snubbed, and then the guy gets the label 'jerk'. As if he cares.



He gets to keep his sanity, and he gets to call her crazy bitch. So it's a two way street. And that's the wonder of the sexes. It's all a TWO way street. Like the old saying, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I didn't make that one up either. I just heard it and related it back to you. However, women have their worries too going into a relationship or on a date. I can go into it now but I won't. Maybe some other time.



Right now, ladies, if you find that a guy is worried about something when on a date with you, it's probably if he's going to have sex with you. He thinks he has a good chance but he isn't certain. I say give him more clues if he is or isn't to calm him down...or continue to play fucking mind games. It's up to you.



Well, that's just the hobo opinion. Take it for all the rocks on the beach that it's worth.

I'll fuck with you later.

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