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Hiya peoples, how's the Hells are ya's? It's me...you don't remember me? I'm your trusty news reporter Eileen Ko Holle with more hard hitting news like a punch in the cock! Well, today's news comes from the Reuters News Desk of January 11th, 2011. Hey! I know this shit is eleven days old, but we here at the Hobobob News Network don't promise freshness, he promise blue ball making news, gawddamnit! So here it is!
"HOMELESS MAN WITH GOLDEN VOICE QUESTIONED BY POLICE"
So you know what we immediately thought. OH SHIT, Hobobob arrested for showing his tiny dick off in the Renaissance Hotel! So we fucking were prepared to send our correspondents from New York to California on train box cars until...
"There was an investigation conducted there," he said. "Officers took 2 people back to Hollywood Station for further questioning. Those individuals were later released. There was booking, no arrest, no charges filed."
Now we knew that wasn't Hobobob because what self-respectin' ANYONE would be caught dead with Hobobob? Even Hollywood crack whores will only sell naked pictures of themselves to him for $50 a pop so that he can say he fucked them. Then the report from Reuters continued....
But local media and celebrity web sites reported that Ted Williams, 53, and his daughter were ques- tioned after getting into an argument at the hotel. Williams, a former radio announcer who became homeless after battling drugs and alcohol, attracted millions of YouTube hits last week after The Columbus Dispatch newspaper posted a video of him panhandling using radio emcee imitations. He has since appeared on morning news programs including "The Today Show" to talk about new voice-over job offers with the Cleveland Cavaliers basketball team and foodmaker Kraft and his stunning instant rise from begging on the streets.
You see, that's why you can't give a break like that to Hobobob, or THAT really would have been an arrest in the hotel if it was him. You remember the last time he went to a MOVIE THEATER! He was arrested for being thrown across the room and generally having his ass kicked in fucking New York. NOBODY gets their asses kicked in New York. Only Hobobob can get arrested and serve time doing community service for that shit.
Well, we here at the Hobobob News Network breathe another sigh of relief. We found our favorite hobo digging in garbage cans around his SRO for napkins. Besides, what fucking talent does Hobobob have that's golden, other than maybe the bacteria in his underpants? But aren't we glad our favorite Hobo is home in New York safe and sound Brad?
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"HOMELESS MAN WITH GOLDEN VOICE QUESTIONED BY POLICE"
A homeless former radio announcer who became a YouTube sensation for his "golden voice" has been questioned by police after a disturbance at his Hollywood Hotel. Los Angeles police said two people were taken to the Hollywood station on Monday night to be interviewed following an incident at the Renaissance Hotel. A police spokesman, Richard French, declined to identify the two people because they were not arrested or charged and would not elaborate on the disturbance.
So you know what we immediately thought. OH SHIT, Hobobob arrested for showing his tiny dick off in the Renaissance Hotel! So we fucking were prepared to send our correspondents from New York to California on train box cars until...
"There was an investigation conducted there," he said. "Officers took 2 people back to Hollywood Station for further questioning. Those individuals were later released. There was booking, no arrest, no charges filed."
Now we knew that wasn't Hobobob because what self-respectin' ANYONE would be caught dead with Hobobob? Even Hollywood crack whores will only sell naked pictures of themselves to him for $50 a pop so that he can say he fucked them. Then the report from Reuters continued....
You see, that's why you can't give a break like that to Hobobob, or THAT really would have been an arrest in the hotel if it was him. You remember the last time he went to a MOVIE THEATER! He was arrested for being thrown across the room and generally having his ass kicked in fucking New York. NOBODY gets their asses kicked in New York. Only Hobobob can get arrested and serve time doing community service for that shit.
Well, we here at the Hobobob News Network breathe another sigh of relief. We found our favorite hobo digging in garbage cans around his SRO for napkins. Besides, what fucking talent does Hobobob have that's golden, other than maybe the bacteria in his underpants? But aren't we glad our favorite Hobo is home in New York safe and sound Brad?
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