Yeah United Kingdom!
1,564 hits. Jeezus, you guys must have gotten pissed off from my saying that Saudi Arabia was the second most location that hits my blog. You topped them completely. You topped their 939 hits. Hot damn. I thought that I was catering to a new audience, but I see that the English speaking audience is focused on shit that is going on in this country. And I'm not shitting on this country...oh no, it's the best in the world, it's just going through some shit right now. Later...hey, wait. I was always told to never talk about religion or politics, so I'm stopping now. I'm just saying, hello United Kingdom.
Okay, try this on for size...."Oh, Hobobob, I read you alot. You are a visionary!" Ha ha ha. A visionary? Are you kidding me? Like I said, I am saying NOTHING original. I'm just saying things that I see and hear. If I saw two homeless people fighting over a cheese sandwich tomorrow, I'll write that shit. I am not smart, or even intelligent. I am destitute and that's the way it goes, but I have to say, thank you for the emails. Really. I gave out my email address in a post several years ago and hey, can you actually believe that some of you jotted it down? I've been getting drips and drabs from it, along with friends. Sorry if you are pissed that I post you, but hey, I'm a hobo. That's what I was told. I'm a hobo. What more would you expect from me.
Well, going on with my observations of the future, and one less drab about this country or death or bitches...well maybe bitches....I don't fucking know. But what I do know is that I watch trends, and if that makes me a visionary, then so be it. I've been fucking around on IRC lately, getting in touch with friends that have some peculiar propensities. I love them, especially ASSSLAVE. You are so funny. I told you that I would blog about you and how your wife sticks all kinds of shit up your ass. Yeah, this is me...Hobobob. Next time I tell you I am who I am, you'll believe me. But this is another story. I have a new thing for you to digest my fellow readers. If you don't believe me, follow me.
Well, you know that IRC, Internet Relay Chat is actually the frontier. It's the beachhead of the sorry assed commercial Internet. Yeah, the Internet that you surf to with your browsers every day. It's all commercial. If it doesn't make fucking money, or if someone else is not paying for it to keep it up, your fucking website will fucking disappear. You are a fool to believe that what you see on the Web is something un-biased. It is foisted upon you by those who are willing to pay for it. And corporations are willing to pay for everything, as long as sponsors are willing to give them money to advertise to you. You are the helpless. You are the confused. Remember that.
But there was a time when the Internet was NOT like that. Devoid of commercial interests. But that is all gone now...oh no, I'm lying to you. It still exists. It exists in IRC. It costs you absolutely NOTHING to open a chatroom (In some circumstances) and free ideas and thinking are flying abundantly there. I love it, because I get to meet some amazing people, such as ASSSLAVE. He lives in Las Vegas, and he is the happiest person I know. He does not believe that I am Hobobob, but what the fuck. He'll know now. Yeah, I forgot to tell you, the majority of my hits STILL come from a radio show that I did years ago. I've linked it here on my blog and they have linked me to them, but WOW, they are streaming in from THIS AMERICAN LIFE. I don't know if they are coming from me or them, but that is how the majority of you are finding me. I love you.
Now, back to IRC. Well, let's get real now. I was asked by a woman, what is my favorite sexual position. I asked her, you must not be a reader of my blog. She wrote the URL to the site down, so she probably is now. BLOWJOBS. Yeah, blowjobs make the world go round. Don't fuck with me, I'm telling you the truth. I know for a fact that women sucking dick is the hidden commodity. Yeah, it should be measured on the Dow Jones Index as one. Really. We used gold as the standard, which has fallen and the American dollar is no longer based on it but the promises of this country that the GNP will cover the cash you collect still is. Ha ha ha! That's the biggest joke ever. Look it up, read about the economy and you'll see.
Oh, how do I know this? Oh my poor lost sheep, from IRC of course. I met a network administrator on IRC who was amazed that I even had the balls to claim that I was Hobobob. He had heard of me, and then he read my blog a couple of times, but because I log onto IRC as Cuppagee he thought I was fucking around. But this guy works in the ENGLISH government. He is a high ranking economist in Great Britain and is no bullshit. I'm NOT going into detail about him, but he is some serious shit, and he schools me about the failure of this country in BUYING our money from the Federal reserve. Yeah, this country buys our cash from ourselves, or an organization that exists from this country. That's why we have to keep track of a deficit, because we have to pay this money back to the Feds. Yeah. You kids out there wonder why don't we just crank out money to cover the government's expenses...that is why. We have to pay it back to an institution that really doesn't exist. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but don't shoot the messenger...okay?
After gold though, there is OIL. Oh, Hobobob, you are such an idiot. Oil will never be measured as a value of America's economy. Well, let me ask you, what oil company is NOT traded on Wall Street? Try that! But, you think that that is not or IS relevant. I'm just telling you that there is a HIDDEN commodity in this country that SHOULD be traded on the trading floor of Wall Street. BLOWJOBS. Gold, Oil, Blowjobs, Pussy, Pork Barrel, so on and so forth in that fucking order. Hey...you think that this comes from Hobobob right? NO, wrong, this comes from Chris Rock. Like I've told you, I am NOT original. I'm just telling you what I've heard.
Well, now, let's move on. Blowjobs work this economy. Hate to tell you that boys and girls. Sorry, but it's the truth. And women are the driving force behind that shit. Statistically, women hold the majority of the money in this country. Ha ha ha! Oh, Hobobob, you are so lost. Oh really? Look it up. Sorry guys, MEN DIE. Women live longer than we do. We bequeath all of our fortunes to them, and the other half fuck it out from under us. Such as Anna Nicole Smith. Oh yeah. Money is changing hands...but truthfully, that is an altogether different post. I'll get into all this shit later. My point is IRC and blowjobs.
So, when I go to IRC, I put in as a search term "blowjob" just to find the chatrooms that are based on blowjobs. Heh, heh, heh, so you think I didn't? Are you out your mind? I love porn, and I love talking about it. So if there is a chatroom doing so, I'm there! BUT, the truth of the matter is that very few men want to talk about porn. They rather talk about how much they love this or that (that they are not getting from their wives or girlfriends). I keep getting chatrooms such as "Girlfriends giving Blowjobs", or "Wives giving blowjobs". Hell, well I pop into these, because like I told you, that is my sexual propensity.
What do I find there? Shit, I shouldn't tell you, but it is relevant to something else that happened in my life. I'll tell you this. I was coming out of the Roach Motel one day. Oh, for those of you who don't know what that is, it's an organization that deals with the destitute, helping them to find jobs and get off of Public Assistance. It's a long story. Sorry, I'm not going into it now. Just go back a few posts, probably last year and you'll see what I'm talking about (oh, another statistic: Many people are going back at least a year to read me, so as to catch up with my sordid life. Well, keep reading boys and girls). Continuing, I'm strolling from the Motel and two guys are behind me, snickering. Their conversation? That a close friend of theirs, I guess she was in their office, found a vid of herself sucking on a dick on the INTERNET! They were so hyped up, they were sympathetic to her, but in the next breath, trying to find the fucking vid.
Yeah, trying to find the fucking vid. Men LOVE to see women giving head. Here is the real deal ladies. Men love to also show other people of their women giving head. Bullshit if he hasn't did it yet...it's a motherfucking secret desire. Why do I say this? Well, when I'm on IRC and I see these blowjob chatrooms, I of course surf in and there you have it. I'm giving you the real deal. HUNDREDS of men, bartering and trading VIDS of their girlfriends or wives sucking cock. Yep. Yep. Yep. With today's technology, it's easier than death to record your wife or girlfriend blowing your stump. Sorry ladies, but the curtain has been pulled aside and the Great and All Powerful Oz has been revealed. Men are showing you doing what you love...suck cock. What was once in the darkness that your mothers dwelled, has now been brought to light. Now you might say, WHAT THE FUCK? But it's true. Why do I say this? Because I watch and read the stats.
I was watching a documentary and to make a long story short, it was about movies and that producers want to make a movie that has the most repeatability. Repeatability means more revenue. People will watch the same fucking film more than once if given the right incentive. Over and over. It's the fucking Holy Grail of producers. So what movie directors do now is release a 'theatrical version' then a 'director's release' containing more footage. Think I'm lying to you? Can you believe that Star Wars has come out with THREE releases and the Lord of the Rings FOUR? Yep. Each time trying to get you to purchase the same fucking film more than once. The reason? Because psychologists have proven to Hollywood that the only movies that have the greatest, ONE release repeatablity is PORN.
Yep. Men can watch the same porn movie over and over again. Guys, I'm I lying? Hey, I'll admit that I watch porn and pull my joint to it. I'm completely comfortable with that. I don't shy from such a disclosure. I'm a man, and I'll not admit to anything less. And when I want to fuck, well if there isn't a woman around, I'm not going to hold it in and kowtow any longer (yes, I did, so don't think that I'm being hypocritical) for a piece of ass. When I want sex, porn is the best way out. Shit, I'm straying again. My point is is that men love to see women fuck. All women. So, when your man asks to record you sucking his cock, he will watch that shit, jacking off to it over, and over and over again. Especially if you are just dating.
Now, what do men like to do more than that? Boast! Yep, boast their asses off, and what is the easiest way to do that? Go on IRC and trade vids of their girlfriends blowing them with vids of other guys doing the same. Now, I've been there, and I've jury rigged my way into the inner circle of shitheads, because I'm one too, showing off their girlfriends or wives sucking pole (how Hobobob? Because I took a vid from someone that wanted to share his wife blowing his head indiscriminately and used it, claiming that it was my girlfriend giving head, so I entered the blowjob commercial system with wampum).
It is amazing the amount of vids of girlfriends and wives out there that are blowing dick. Amazing. The number numbs you to the fact, but I should not be so overwhelmed. There is not a woman on Earth over twelve that hasn't given head, and the sheer fact that they outnumber us should make such a statistic believable to me. Well, that's the frontier, that's IRC...until I went to my favorite porn sites...well you know, looking for more blowjobs. Guess what? Up pops women sucking cock that were being traded avidly on IRC. Hey, the commercial Internet is not original, and most of their product comes from people trading it for free on IRC. They take it and sell it to the masses because they believe that people will pay for it. And they do. They do in abundance.
Hey, my eyes popped open now. The future has been written in unchange- able stone. I read a book about the Mitchell brothers, who made the movie "Behind the Green Door" with Marilyn Chambers in 1972. They were brought to trial and police officers were asked the question: "Was fellatio involved in the film?" (because they were undercover in the theaters at the time). They asked, "What was that?" And the judge stated that it was the practice of women putting a penis in their mouths. The undercovers said, yes. The defending attorney asked: "Have you ever had your penis sucked by a woman?" and the officers stated proudly....NO.
Yeah, in 1972 cocksucking was a taboo. Done only by the most wicked of women (and by the most sought after, mind you). Well, what am I trying to say with this? Doubtfully, I'm a visionary but women giving head is the most common of things today. When you have sex with a woman, your dick going into her head is expected. In fact, they have no problem with it. It's part of a sexual repertoire from 13 years of age to the rest of her life. So, here is my visionary prediction if you are following me.
Women are horrified at the thought of being on the Internet, sucking on a dick. Honestly, my wife was. But the truth is is that there is no woman that can look in the face of another woman and claim to her that she has never in her life sucked on a cock and be accepted as being truthful. That's like another human telling you that they never lie. Still in the future, there will be a change, just like a change in women blowing men. It will become a rite of passage for the female generations in the future to be on the Internet giving head. Why do I say this? It's because men want it. Men search for it. If a man sees a woman blowing on an erection on the Internet, he'll pull his pud to it. And if he walks into his office the next day and sees her sitting in the cubicle next to him, I'll bet you that he'll be hot as Hell for her.
C'mon ladies. Why do you wear makeup? High heeled shoes? Short dresses? Lipstick? Breast enlargements or augmentations? BECAUSE MEN LIKE IT. This is the new frontier for you. Being posted on the Internet as often as you can, advertising your skills to catch a man. Think I'm lying. I can assure you that in the future, because it is already happening, men will pay money to see amateur (not professional porn stars) doing sexy things, and pay MONEY. It will prove itself to be a real commodity. They will search you out and find you. Men love that shit. Single women (and married over the hill women too) will see the advantage that others have being out there on the Internet and capitalize on that fact. Hey, have you guys ever Internet dated? Women are on the Internet looking for men are about four to one. That's why we are so fucking picky. We know that we can have seven, eight, twenty women to take out on a date, and fuck ten of them on the first date. Makes it hard to find a soul-mate doesn't it?
Hey, I'm not pessimistic. I'm just saying, that if you aren't on the Internet sucking a cock ladies, unless you are my age or older...which is 48, you will never be. But you women out there in your twenties, you'll be faced with a very real question when you are on the stand: "Were you ever filmed giving fellatio on the Internet?" You will feel odd saying NO. You will. Trust me. Sex is funny that way...it moves forward, even if we don't want it to.
Hey, that's my prediction for the future. Now leave me alone. I'm going on IRC and trade vids of girlfriends and wives blowing cock and taking loads in their mouths for more vids of the same. Hey, it's what I do.
Hey boys and girls, I'll starve for you people that love to see and hear the homeless suffer tomorrow. Stay tuned.HobobobSource URL: https://extravagancedeplumes.blogspot.com/2010/11/butterflies-should-have-their-wings.html
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